A nice story with all the boat names
It Happened on Whidbey Island One More Time
“Usawi I need another Shada Corvo or two before I let myself be Sea-dueced,” said Grace E. “It is Absolutely the best thing I know to turn me into a Tigger, Dangerous When Striped. When I want to get my Rock On and Shoot the Moon with my Italian lover, Allegro Vivace, we go to his club, Wiggle Room, where he is The Boss, the big Kahuna, and we dance the Last Tango Here and Now.. I get so turned on I go off like a Firecracker! The food at the club is so good, too. Some of the nightly specials include Frecklebelly Madtom with a side of Cool Beans and Gravy, Redfish Bluefish seasoned to perfection with Bifrost 3, Sea Tiger with Wildflower sauce, and you can always get More Uff Da! And don’t forget, every Tuesday the Mt Tai’s are half price and the Jasmina tea is free with dinner. There’s Moore-on the menu than just that, but you’ll just have to come in to see for yourself. It’s really easy to get there, just hop on the South Lake Union Trolley, the SLUT, and take a ride to Ohana and you’re there. And bring your Amigos!
In another part of Whidbey Island the Traveling Circus arrived. The featured performer is Merlin, the magician, an Illusionist with his Magic Juan.. It’s the best show in town.
If something more sedate is your thing, there is always bird watching. If you are Lucky, Jim you can sometimes see Egress,, a Jayhawk, some Blackfoot Bula Bulas, Toucans, or an Elusive Kowloon or even a Skookum, Too in the Myst.
Long ago, in historic times when the Bergen Viking landed in the Surt, the local Nunnehi tribe was in a Panic. They knew they were in Jeopardy of getting into a Wild Rumpus with the Opposition and that the situation could soon escalate Beyond Chaos. They loaded their Slingshot and prepared to do battle with their perceived Nemesis. “Hey, don’t go Ballistic”, said Crazy Ivan. “We come in peace. We can see Eye Eye with each other. No Shenanagins.. Let’s be friends and celebrate with a Jubilee.” Roxanne Finnegan, the Nauti Nymph, agreed and in a Delirium of Amistad and Amore and an Avalanche of Extreme passion traveled with Crazy (as his friends call him) traveled to an Astral Plane, a Symbiosis of Vitesse and Teufi, landing softly on a White Cloud of Jabiru (with a side of pTeron). What? A Tripp!Yeah Dogg! (Now if anyone can explain what the heck that all meant, I’d sure like to know, too! )
Don’t forget to stop by the local tattoo parlor, The Money Shott, for a souvenir of your visit. Nikita Tiger Lilly will first trace your design with a Back Marker on your Fokus 3 times so you can Tantivy pick your favorite. But be careful if she’s drinking Cabernet Carrear because the Jaded Imzadi has been known to spill it and leave a big Red Splash of wine all over. Yes, I know Red Splash is not racing this year, either, but Red Splash is my boat and since I’m writing this story I can mention Red Splash as often as I want to. Red Splash, see?
If after all the racing, you want to relax with a movie, there are some good ones showing at the Factotum Mall, the classic “Shrek vs Pangaea” “Somewhere over the Rubicon” or the hilarious comedy “Dulcinea, the Prowler of Gardyloo”. Whidbey Island has something for everyone.
Oh, Skookumchuk! I hope I didn’t leave anyone out like the shadow.
And that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Debbie McAdams
S/V Red Splash
Crew on Jeopardy
WIRW 2009
“Usawi I need another Shada Corvo or two before I let myself be Sea-dueced,” said Grace E. “It is Absolutely the best thing I know to turn me into a Tigger, Dangerous When Striped. When I want to get my Rock On and Shoot the Moon with my Italian lover, Allegro Vivace, we go to his club, Wiggle Room, where he is The Boss, the big Kahuna, and we dance the Last Tango Here and Now.. I get so turned on I go off like a Firecracker! The food at the club is so good, too. Some of the nightly specials include Frecklebelly Madtom with a side of Cool Beans and Gravy, Redfish Bluefish seasoned to perfection with Bifrost 3, Sea Tiger with Wildflower sauce, and you can always get More Uff Da! And don’t forget, every Tuesday the Mt Tai’s are half price and the Jasmina tea is free with dinner. There’s Moore-on the menu than just that, but you’ll just have to come in to see for yourself. It’s really easy to get there, just hop on the South Lake Union Trolley, the SLUT, and take a ride to Ohana and you’re there. And bring your Amigos!
In another part of Whidbey Island the Traveling Circus arrived. The featured performer is Merlin, the magician, an Illusionist with his Magic Juan.. It’s the best show in town.
If something more sedate is your thing, there is always bird watching. If you are Lucky, Jim you can sometimes see Egress,, a Jayhawk, some Blackfoot Bula Bulas, Toucans, or an Elusive Kowloon or even a Skookum, Too in the Myst.
Long ago, in historic times when the Bergen Viking landed in the Surt, the local Nunnehi tribe was in a Panic. They knew they were in Jeopardy of getting into a Wild Rumpus with the Opposition and that the situation could soon escalate Beyond Chaos. They loaded their Slingshot and prepared to do battle with their perceived Nemesis. “Hey, don’t go Ballistic”, said Crazy Ivan. “We come in peace. We can see Eye Eye with each other. No Shenanagins.. Let’s be friends and celebrate with a Jubilee.” Roxanne Finnegan, the Nauti Nymph, agreed and in a Delirium of Amistad and Amore and an Avalanche of Extreme passion traveled with Crazy (as his friends call him) traveled to an Astral Plane, a Symbiosis of Vitesse and Teufi, landing softly on a White Cloud of Jabiru (with a side of pTeron). What? A Tripp!Yeah Dogg! (Now if anyone can explain what the heck that all meant, I’d sure like to know, too! )
Don’t forget to stop by the local tattoo parlor, The Money Shott, for a souvenir of your visit. Nikita Tiger Lilly will first trace your design with a Back Marker on your Fokus 3 times so you can Tantivy pick your favorite. But be careful if she’s drinking Cabernet Carrear because the Jaded Imzadi has been known to spill it and leave a big Red Splash of wine all over. Yes, I know Red Splash is not racing this year, either, but Red Splash is my boat and since I’m writing this story I can mention Red Splash as often as I want to. Red Splash, see?
If after all the racing, you want to relax with a movie, there are some good ones showing at the Factotum Mall, the classic “Shrek vs Pangaea” “Somewhere over the Rubicon” or the hilarious comedy “Dulcinea, the Prowler of Gardyloo”. Whidbey Island has something for everyone.
Oh, Skookumchuk! I hope I didn’t leave anyone out like the shadow.
And that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Debbie McAdams
S/V Red Splash
Crew on Jeopardy
WIRW 2009
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